So I've been hanging around deadspin a bit (it's the time of year when I start jonesing for baseball - any baseball - hard) and... Christ-on-toast, y'all, I feel like I've broken something, because I like the new layout. Kinja 2.0 or whatever is whatever, but better, I think.
Multiple people shot at Houston-area college, story developing: http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2013/01/22/shooting-reported-at-texas-college/?hpt=hp_t1
School shooting involving two gunmen at a Newtown, CT elementary school. One shooter dead, one at large. Three taken to Danbury Hospital in "very serious condition." http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/12/live-updates-newtown-ct-school-shooting/
Hah, holiday-brain says "labeled, dear, it's past five.. where's the pie, please, you fucking bitch GETMEMOREPIE." This will last until roughly January 19th or 20th. (Also, pumpkin made from cute little sugar pumpkins was AMAZING, and crust made with vodka instead of water is THE way to go.)